Small talk Water cooler conversations & gossip
Relax: no serious subjects
The office kitchen is a very important place for people to relax a little, so don't come up with subjects that are too serious.
Topics: light, show interest
Choose light topics and show interest.
Yourself: positive, breezy
When talking about yourself, stay positive and breezy, no moaning.
Stay out of it! "I'm not sure what you mean ...?"
The golden rule in dealing with office gossip is: Stay out of it - I'm not sure what you mean ...?
Taboo topics: religion, politics, illness, sex, money
Taboo topics are religion, politics, illness, sex and money.
Get away: change the subject, excuse
Get away by changing the subject or using an excuse.